sweet line after a huge fight

"Chal bhai ab Ek cigarette to pila":p

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A sweet line for a friend when scolded from teacher:" Chhod na yaar ye saali pagal hai..!!
Apne piche hi padi rehti hai'')
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A sweet line when a group members absent:'' Saala kahi ladki k saath kone me hoga''

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A sweet line when any of our friend got dumped:'' Chodd na yaar wo Lesbian hogi":p

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A sweet line to a friend when we were blank at exams:'' BC kitni sheet bharega ?? Thodi Hum pe bi kripa kardo mahraj'':|

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A sweet line when all group got punished:'' Sab teri wajah se hua kanjar'' :/

With tears, the sweetest line when all separate:'' Jaa saale muh kala kar apna, Hum toh chote log hai na tum bade log hamse baat thodi
karoge''...♥ )